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Here are 7 critical things you need to know about dating Dutch women.
Now this post might upset some, and if as a result I’m grabbed by a group of angry Dutch women, and am taken to my own personal hell, the drie dwaze dagen sale at de Bijenkorf, and am forced to carry their bags while they scream at me “IK ZEG SKINNY JEANS, DIT IS EEN BOOTCUT JIJ IDIOOT.” I’ll say to my enemies, “no need to be so aggressive, I was just telling it like it is.”The things I do for my readers!
Like other Scandinavian countries, Denmark too is distinguished by people who are educated and employed but here people have the additional quality of being highly contented too.
Since Danish girls spend much more time in universities than American girls, I’m sad to conclude that American girls are more feminine than Danish girls.
Yes, it’s true, I’ve found a species that is even more masculine than American women.
She despises Australian after a bad break-up with her last proper boyfriend and swears off Ozzy dudes forever.
She doesn’t like American because they’re too forward.
These are all childs play when compared with finding and keeping a Dutch woman.