Dee is dating a retarded person
Okay, look, the pretty lady gets naked, of course, and I help her into the prototype, yes?
All right, look, I'm just going to walk you through it, so pay attention.
He helps bring in the customers at Paddy’s pub, for better or worse. The Nightman Cometh This shows off the cast’s acting talents at their finest, putting on a musical for no apparent reason – so it seems.
The sets are magical, the singing is top-notch and it is a perfect way to end the 4th season with a surprise from Charlie. Frank’s Pretty Woman The gang goes all out in the Season 7 premiere, quite possibly their best premiere in the show’s history.
Lawyer: Okay, uh, Frank, I have something here I need to read to you from Barbara.
I mean shit if you want it to be a bicep it needs more veins. One of them died on my doorstep, and it sorta put me in a funk. (The Gang is taken aback, but the Waitress is incredibly smug.)Corporate Guy: Well, then, clearly you're an idiot, because these people are psychopaths. They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands, and I miss you, Night Man, so bad...
Seriously dark comedy about four dissolute friends who run a struggling pub in Philadelphia.
Dee, Mac and Charlie are absolutely (even gleefully) amoral.
I thought well alright lets go with the dick thing, its more masculine anyway. And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. Your friends and their doo-wop group, they showed up at my house and tried to attack me. Charlie: [singing] They took you, Night Man, and you don't belong to them. [huffs spray paint]Dennis (ticking off the items): Well, let's see: there's the driving, the drooling in the yearbook, the "overcoming the odds," the living with the mom?
Charlie: Well why didn’t you cut it like a...cause it totally looks like a dick. And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then we chit-chat at her place, it's no big deal, but eventually she says, "Do you want to make love, Charlie? First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an onion. Dennis: When she jumps up on the stage we'll blast her with the water, the crowd will go crazy, the other girls are gonna wanna join in, and we will save the bar and then she'll break up with Charlie ruining any hopes for happiness that that son of a bitch ever had. Here's the thing--I had a really strange night last night. (He walks out.)Charlie: Okay, okay, quick conference, guys. He's going to his car and he's going to slide it sideways, ya know what I mean? Charlie: Look, Mac, I'm tired, I want to go home, I just want to wash my hands of this whole stinkin' mess, so I'm gonna ask you just one time: did you, or did you not, snap into a distinct and alternate personality, and go on a serial killing rampage?
Episode 9- Sweet
Dee’s Dating a Retarded Person The main idea of this episode focuses around Deandrea’s new boyfriend and if he is retarded or not. We then see Lil Kev make his ghetto entrance as a white rapper who slurs his words, like a retarded person does.