Article 5: whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.Article 6: A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room Article 7: A Bro never admits he can't drive a stick. Article 8: A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro.Thinking “bros before hoes” isn’t just disrespectful to a woman’s right to choose who she dates (not to mention your own), but it also implies that her former beaus can lay claim to her beyond the bounds of a consensual relationship. Get her on board If you’re considering dating your friend’s ex-girlfriend, chances are the previous relationship didn’t end on entirely irreconcilable terms.
I mean, sometimes it really is like we're from different planets!
Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.
Above all, it’s pretty simple: Don't be an a**hole, and don't be selfish and ignore your fellow bros.” Though some rules of BroCode apply to most bro groups, your guy friends may have other specific rules.
Maybe the guys all have dinner together every Friday night or have bros-only video-game sessions.
What you need to know is that when that friend introduced that girl to you, he trusted you. Keep your head straight and think about all the great things your bro has done for you. It is just that some guys have disfunctioning fishing rods, so they decide to feed on their best friend's catch. The BroCode has a scale that sets everything straight.